MK Hamad writes on a recent conversation between the American President and Jonathan

‎Jonathan: Hello America, I'd like to borrow $1 billion, which is N160 billion. Obama: Oh good, you want to build hospitals? GEJ: No, Sir. Obama: You want to build roads? GEJ: No, Sir. Obama: What is the $1 billion for then? GEJ: To purchase equipment for my army to fight Boko Haram. Obama: But what happened to the $7 billion you allocated to defence each year in the past 3 years? You know, the CIA keeps me informed.
GEJ: Sir, you must then know that politics is

expensive in Nigeria, where you have to borrow from the defence budget to impeach governors and fund a National Conference. Obama: OK, i knew that and was only testing you. So we lend you $1 billion for US military equipment, not Chinese, British or French? GEJ: Yes Sir! Obama: So the US economy will be $1 billion richer as a result of your lack of wisdom, corruption and cluelessness? GEJ: Something like that, sir! Obama: Ebele, you are the 10th wonder of the world. You deserve Nigerians and Nigerians deserve you. You will have your loan. Tell Adoke to contact Eric Holder, Jr.